VOTE FOR BATMAN: HE’S PROBABLY NOT EVIL
Sep. 25th, 2012 10:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
defrogAs most of you are no doubt aware, there’s a presidential election going on, in which America has two choices: vote Republican or vote Democrat.
And if you go by my Facebook newsfeed, the arguments for either side can be summed up thusly:
The Republican POV:
“THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS EVIL! EVIL, I TELL YOU! NOT JUST WRONG, BUT DELIBERATELY, INTENTIONALLY EVIL! THEY WANT TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY WITH THEIR EVIL, EVIL PLANS! WE MUST VOTE REPUBLICAN TO STOP THE EVIL DEMOCRATS BEFORE THEY DROWN US IN EVIL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
The Democratic POV:
“THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS EVIL! EVIL, I TELL YOU! NOT JUST WRONG, BUT DELIBERATELY, INTENTIONALLY EVIL! THEY WANT TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY WITH THEIR EVIL, EVIL PLANS! WE MUST VOTE REPUBLICAN TO STOP THE EVIL REPUBLICANS BEFORE THEY DROWN US IN EVIL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
And that’s why I’m voting for the Goddamn Batman Party in 2012.
[Pic via Here Kitty. Words via dEFROG.]
Two bats in every pot,
This is dF
And if you go by my Facebook newsfeed, the arguments for either side can be summed up thusly:
The Republican POV:
“THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS EVIL! EVIL, I TELL YOU! NOT JUST WRONG, BUT DELIBERATELY, INTENTIONALLY EVIL! THEY WANT TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY WITH THEIR EVIL, EVIL PLANS! WE MUST VOTE REPUBLICAN TO STOP THE EVIL DEMOCRATS BEFORE THEY DROWN US IN EVIL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
The Democratic POV:
“THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS EVIL! EVIL, I TELL YOU! NOT JUST WRONG, BUT DELIBERATELY, INTENTIONALLY EVIL! THEY WANT TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY WITH THEIR EVIL, EVIL PLANS! WE MUST VOTE REPUBLICAN TO STOP THE EVIL REPUBLICANS BEFORE THEY DROWN US IN EVIL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
And that’s why I’m voting for the Goddamn Batman Party in 2012.
[Pic via Here Kitty. Words via dEFROG.]
Two bats in every pot,
This is dF
