HOW IRON MAN COULD DEFEAT SUPERMAN
Apr. 22nd, 2013 10:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
defrog
Actual conversation with The Bride over the weekend:
KT: If Superman and Iron Man had a fight, who would win?
dF: Superman. He’s way more invulnerable.
KT: Wrong. Iron Man would defeat him with Kryptonite!
dF: Hey, if I had Kryptonite, I could defeat Superman.
KT: Anyway, he wouldn’t need Kryptonite to defeat him. Superman would lose because he wears his underwear outside his suit.
dF: I didn’t realize he got his superpowers from his underwear.
KT: He doesn’t, but all Iron Man has to do is pull them off, and Superman has to run away in shame. Iron Man wins!
dF: Unless Superman did that to Iron Man first.
KT: He can't pull off Iron Man’s underwear.
dF: Why not?
KT: Because they’re made of IRON!
dF: Good point.
dF: Superman. He’s way more invulnerable.
KT: Wrong. Iron Man would defeat him with Kryptonite!
dF: Hey, if I had Kryptonite, I could defeat Superman.
KT: Anyway, he wouldn’t need Kryptonite to defeat him. Superman would lose because he wears his underwear outside his suit.
dF: I didn’t realize he got his superpowers from his underwear.
KT: He doesn’t, but all Iron Man has to do is pull them off, and Superman has to run away in shame. Iron Man wins!
dF: Unless Superman did that to Iron Man first.
KT: He can't pull off Iron Man’s underwear.
dF: Why not?
KT: Because they’re made of IRON!
dF: Good point.
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape,
This is dF
POST SCRIPT: Yes, I know the above image is Photoshopped. I'm using it for illustrative purposes.
