IF WE CAN’T LEGISLATE GUN CONTROL, WE CAN AT LEAST BULLETPROOF OUR KIDS

[defrog]

ITEM: Oklahoma-based company ProTecht (see what they did there?) unveils the Bodyguard Blanket, a blanket designed to protect kids from both flying tornado debris AND bullets from a deranged school shooter.





Problem solved!

Because at the rate things are going in America, they’re probably going to need them.

Anyway, Wonkette has as good a write-up of this as yr going to read anywhere else.

Duck and cover,

This is dF