DEÄTHMÜFFIN UPDATE: KIDNEY STONED!

[defrog]

The Banäna Deäthmüffins comeback continues, fresh off our first American tour, which sold out in basements, parking garages and short-order grills across the heartland and mid-South.

And since our latest “autobiographical” single, “Neopolitan Moose”, turned out to be a big draw, here’s another song based on an absolutely true story.

Also, it’s the first ever authoritative song about kidney stones.

Aren’t you glad you signed on for this?

PRODUCTION NOTE: Yes, the drummer DOES sound a lot like John Bonham. No, he's not secretly alive. 

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LYRICS 

KIDNEY STONED

Kidney stone
Urinary calculus
Nephrolith
Renal colic

Ain’t no pebble
Ain’t no rock
It’s a stone, baby
And it don’t knock

This is a song about kidney stones
Cos there ain’t no songs about kidney stones
Google it if you don’t believe me
Why didn’t you believe me?

CHORUS
I got kidney stoned x 4

Kidney stones 
Laid me out 
They made me twist
They made me shout

They took X-rays
Ultrasound
CT scans
The stones abound

My kidneys are full of stones
The CT scanner told me so
My kidneys are so full of rocks
I make crunchy sounds when I walk

CHORUS
I got kidney stoned x 4

Demerol
Vicodin
Arcoxia
Colchisine

Inject it all 
Into my bones
Take me higher
Like the Family Stone

Kidney stones ain’t no fun
Where’s a urologist when you really need one
Drink more water, that’s what they tell me
I just wanna be stone free
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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.

Lyrics by dEFROG
Music by Banäna Deäthmüffins

©2014 Terribly Frog Music. Derechos Reservados!

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