HELL ON HIGH HEELS

Or, “Captain Sensible Shoes”.

ITEM [via BoingBoing]: Sociological Images posts a nice graphic detailing the health impact of high heels.



[Click for the full graphic]

Put country simple, it ain't good.

I’ve suspected this for a long time now. My Bettie Page/glam rock fascinations aside, I’ve never understood the visual appeal of high heels. I see supermodels and porn stars clomping around in them and I don’t think, “O mama.” I think, “That really looks uncomfortable.”

I think of velociraptor feet, actually. So do the guys who designed Angelina Jolie’s character in Beowulf, I suspect.

So the entire concept of “fuck me pumps” is totally lost on me, is what I’m saying.

Walk this way,

This is dF