52 RATS (#1 OF 52): MY CHEF, HE IS TINY

Kung hei fat choi, bitches!

It’s the Year of the Rat as of today, which means yr entitled to one rat a week ABSOLUTELY FREE with yr membership to Team Def!

Why? Just to see if I can do it, really.

PRODUCTION NOTE: In fact, yr going to be seeing mice as well as proper rats here. That’s because the Chinese word for “rat” (“hanzi” in Cantonese) doesn’t distinguish between rats and mice. The same word applies to both. So I’m giving myself a little leeway there.

That said, let’s start with a proper rat, and one that’s up for an Oscar or two: Remy of  Ratatouille.



And we’re off!

Pass the sauce,

This is dF

I’VE NEVER BEEN CALLED AN ASSHOLE, EITHER

Not like Sawyer.



Amusingly, I don’t even watch Lost anymore. I got tired of it halfway through Season 1. But hey, a meme’s a meme.

Girls cannot resist my stare,

This is dF