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THE THING THAT ATE NEW ZEALAND
Mar. 27th, 2008 12:43 amWARNING: If yr a giant tentacled sea creature from the murky depths, don’t even THINK about attacking New Zealand. They will catch you, kill you, drain yr bodily fluids, replace them with advanced plastic resin and put yr carcass on display in fucking art museums! In Paris!
Like so.
Yes. Fuck sea monsters. NZ has a film industry to run, you know. And they're working on new technology that will allow them to pump you full of resins while yr still alive. Imagine being embalmed and strung up in the Louvre as an exhibit while still being fully conscious. Ha ha. Go attack Japan, where you'll be captured and gangpressed into tentacle porn videos. Losers.
Who wants calimari rings,
This is dF
Like so.
Yes. Fuck sea monsters. NZ has a film industry to run, you know. And they're working on new technology that will allow them to pump you full of resins while yr still alive. Imagine being embalmed and strung up in the Louvre as an exhibit while still being fully conscious. Ha ha. Go attack Japan, where you'll be captured and gangpressed into tentacle porn videos. Losers.
Who wants calimari rings,
This is dF
