INSERT “EAT YR VEGETABLES” JOKE HERE, COS I DON’T HAVE ONE

Or, “Reasons I really shouldn’t surf the Web at 2am on a work night after a few belts of cheap scotch, #29”

Via sexoteric:

( Don't look. )

It’s not what you think. And it’s technically not porn. But you’ll have a hard time deleting it from yr brain. Equal parts brilliant and jarring.

It may also explain why the Danes get more out of pr0n than Americans.

Or not. But it goes nicely next to my previous post on meat. Because a balanced diet is everything. The Food Nazi knows.

Right, I’m off to bed now.

Vegging out,

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THE MEME INTERVIEWS, PART 383

Seeing as how I’ve picked up some more new readers (that’d be YOU, dinopollard and zen_kitty), I should probably tell you a little more about myself. And, as per usual, I shall do so in the form of stupid Interwub memes. Because within all memes lies the Truth. And because you asked for it.

1. I am living in the past.

You Belong in 1957

You're fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!

What Year Do You Belong In?

That’s the same year we got Sputnik, Kerouac’s On The Road, and Falco. Draw yr own conclusions.

2. Punk rock? That was one of mine.

You Are Punk Music

You've thought long and hard about what mainstream society has to offer... And you've pretty much decided that most normal things aren't for you. You're creative, expressive, and likely to do things yourself. You are a rebel and a fighter. You'll defend your point of view to anyone.

What Kind of Music Are You?

Yr welcome.

3. Hooters totally pwned my slogan.

Your Slogan Should Be

dEFR0G - Delightfully Tacky, yet Unrefined

The Slogan Generator

I’d sue them, but the courts are busy enough as it is. So I just boycott them.

More than a mouthful,

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GREAT MOMENTS IN SCIENCE PR0N

Best news story I’ve seen in weeks:



Click on picture to access exclusive fly pr0n video, including the Cyrano de Bergerac Test and what happens when you turn on female neurons.

See also scientific one-liners like: "It is often the case that males have to work very hard to convince females to mate with them.”

So, basically, they’ve invented toggle-switch gender identity for flies.

I feel a pulp novel coming on. Maybe one day I’ll write the damn thing.

Lord of the flies,

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