COFFEE DRINKERS: OFFICIALLY HARDER TO KILL

ITEM: A new study finds that coffee consumption is associated with a somewhat smaller rate of death from heart disease.

Also, coffee doesn’t cause cancer, apparently.

Which is good to know, considering how much coffee I’ve had to drink this week just to stay reasonably conscious during meetings.

Granted, spiking it with Wild Turkey might nullify the benefits, but, you know, carpe diem and crap.

In other news, a study from Seoul National University says that breathing in the aroma of coffee has the same effect on yr brain as actually drinking it.

I’ve just completed my own study, which found that the same cannot be said for Wild Turkey.

Is science not wonderful?

Eyes wide open,

This is dF