I DREAMED I FOUND A BAT IN MY MAIDENFORM® BRA

ITEM [via Fortean Times]: A hotel receptionist finds a baby bat curled up inside her bra – which she’d been wearing for five hours.

"I keep thinking how could I have not known it was there?" Miss Hawkins said. "I will certainly be checking my bras every morning from now on."

NOTE: Photo above may include prop bat for illustrative purposes only.

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