THE MEME INTERVIEWS, PART 387

Catching up on the memes, which are yr best source of information about the man behind the blog.

[All memes by order of popfiend , who keeps files of all these]

1. I drink alone.
Your result for The Attachment Style Test...

The Hermit

42% Anxiety Over Abandonment and 55% Avoidance Of Intimacy

You prefer to be alone, without strong emotional ties. You know from experience that people usually leave anyway, and that it's probably best that you don't get too attached. You prefer plenty of alone time, and have learned to entertain yourself. Part of you suspects that this is more to protect others than yourself.

Fictional character with whom you might identify: V (V for Vendetta), Rogue (X Men)

Take The Attachment Style Test at HelloQuizzy

How I ended up happily married for the last 11+ years is anyone’s guess.

2. I am a hedonist.

You Are a Chocolate Shake

You are a total hedonist. You are drawn to pleasure. You are an expressive, over the top person. You're naturally dramatic. You're the type of person who always chooses quality over quantity. Life's too short to not have optimal experiences. You're proud of being picky.

What Flavor Shake Are You?

Carpe diem and crap.

Oh, and like most shakes today, I’m also made chiefly of frozen pig fat.

3. I’m good with nachos.

You Are Salsa

You are an extremely outgoing and vivacious person. You are quite tolerant and open minded. You rather accept people than judge them. Adventurous and unpredictable, you have the reputation of a daredevil. Your taste in food leans toward very spicy and exotic dishes. Whether it's Thai food or an extra spicy mexican meal, you're into the hot flavors. You get along with hot sauce personalities. Everyone else, not so much.

What Condiment Are You?

To sum up, then: I’m an outgoing hedonistic hermit. So at least I can always show myself a good time.

Party of one,

This is dF

IRANIAN MISSILES ARE THE NEW LOLCATS

By now you’ve seen the story about how Iran’s govt media agency Photoshopped a news photo of its missile test – and a number of American news outlets ran it.

  
 
So surely you all saw this coming:



There are others over on the BoingBoings.



Developing...

And before we all have a laugh at how bad the Iran state media is at Photoshop, may I direct yr attention to Photoshop Disasters for a fine collection of Photoshopped pix that made it past the editor’s desk. [NOTE: Some are NSFW, but still highly recommended – especially for the creepy sexless lingerie models.]

Altered states,

This is dF

3G IPHONE: DO NOT NEED

Yes, the 3G iPhone is now available in Hong Kong as of this morning.



No, I’m not getting one.

Yes, I have tried one. Yes, it’s a wonderful piece of work.

No, it’s not worth standing in line in the rain for five hours just to find out when I get to the counter that they’ve sold them all. It wouldn’t be worth it if they still had some available by that time.

I’d explain further, but it’s far easier just to link to this. Everything you need to know is right there.

True love waits,

This is dF