FOR ALIEN SEX, PLEASE TURN TO PAGE 56

By order of isis_lives , another one of these things (different page number):

* Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post that sentence along with these instructions on your LJ.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

And yr sentence is:

Ivanova has to be at her most creative when she tries to set up an ambassadorship with a visiting alien who wants the deal sealed with sex!

Source: The Sci-Fi Channel Encyclopedia of TV Science Fiction

Oh Mr Ambassador,

This is dF

THE MEME INTERVIEWS, PART 394

The meme weekend continues with another collection of things you should know about me (by order of various people).

1. If I owned a cat, it would want to kill me.




2. I have at least one thing in common with Brazil.

Your Sexuality is Brazilian

The average Brazilian first has sex at age 16. And the average number of partners is 15. Brazilians spend 20 minutes on foreplay on average. The typical Brazilian has sex two times a week.

What Country Matches Your Sexuality?

3. I speak fluent Boston. Apparently.

What American accent do you have? Your Result: Boston   You definitely have a Boston accent, even if you think you don't. Of course, that doesn't mean you are from the Boston area, you may also be from New Hampshire or Maine.
The Midland
The West
The Northeast
Philadelphia
North Central
The Inland North
The South
What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

4. I raid garbage cans.

You Are a Raccoon

You are very curious. Your curiosity has led you to learn a lot about the world... including some things you rather not know. You are also very sneaky. You can blend in when you need to, and no one really knows what you are up to. At times, you can be morally dubious. You're willing to do a lot to get ahead, even if it means stepping on other people's toes. You are generally passive and tend to work behind the scenes. But if someone challenges you, you get downright nasty!

What Animal Are You?

5. If my high school experience was a musical, it would be set to Blue Oyster Cult songs.

You Would Be Voted Loser of the Year

You were the uncoolest kid in school. No one ever liked you and no one wanted to be seen with you. On a good day, you got yr ass kicked behind the portables. On the bright side, you developed an appreciation for Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult and Henry Rollins that helped you realize these people weren’t worth the trouble to impress. Today you enjoy yr life and they all turned out to be twice-divorced alcoholics whose kids hate them.

What Superlative Are You?

DISCLAIMER: That last one was slightly edited for entertainment purposes. Also, High School Musical 3 is doing good business here in HK, so I felt I should say something. When the Earth is destroyed and aliens pick through our remains and find copies of the High School Musical films, they will say, “This is where human culture jumped the shark. They had it coming.”

Bitch school,

This is dF