ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, YOU’LL PAY

I haven’t really posted anything on the Great American Car Bailout, but as always, when you need a concise summary of the situation, the Internets provides.

In the form of parody.



Here’s the fine print if you can’t make it out:

You probably thought it was smart to buy a foreign import of superior quality, with better mileage and resale value. Maybe you even thought that years of market share loss might prod us into rethinking our process and redesigning our products with better quality in mind. But you forgot one thing: We spend a shitload of money on lobbyists. So now you’re out $25 billion, plus the cost of your Subaru. Maybe next time you’ll buy American like a real man. Either way, we’re cool.

What could I possibly add to that?

Too big to fail,

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NINJAS + ROLLER SKATES = EPIC WIN!

Roller Skate Week rolls on, and some of you may have seen this before, but that’s okay, because you can’t see ninjas on roller skates too many times.

That’s how ninjas roll,

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