HULK DON’T SKATE

It’s Roller Skate Week here at the Def Citadel, and we’re digging it. But we realize that it’s not for everyone – especially when it results in children being deprived of Hostess Fruit Pies®.



FUN FACT: Hostess Fruit Pies® were – and remain – hideous pastries. Not as hideous as the dreaded Bearclaw, mind. So I think Hulk got this one wrong. But he’s Hulk, and he’s on Hostess payroll, so what are going to say to him?

Flaky goodness,

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DEF XMAS PLAYLIST 2008 (#3 OF 12): JOLLY OLD ELF

As you might have guessed from the first two selections on this year’s Def Xmax playlist, I’m a bit of a humbug when it comes to Christmas, but I don’t want you to think I’m totally negative about the whole thing. Not at all.

For instance, the concept of an old elf who has every kid in the world under surveillance, arbitrarily passes judgment on them and then metes out his justice by breaking and entering their homes and giving them either toys or coal?

I’m totally okay with that.

Okay, the surveillance part is worrying, but there’s no arguing with a guy who once conquered an entire planet.



I mean, that’s powerful. NASA can barely send a probe to Mars, much less defeat it.

Anyway, here’s a song from the above movie: "Hooray For Santa Claus."

As performed by Sloppy Seconds.

Jumpin’ jiminy,

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