4th
10:59

LISTEN TO MY FIRST WORDS OF 2009



18:03

GET THEE TO A PVC NUNNERY

- 2 comments

5th
11:48

FOX NEWS WISHES MAGIC NEGROES ALL THE BEST IN 2009



19:04

MUSLIMS ON PLANES: STILL SCARY

- 3 comments

6th
12:28

GREAT MOMENTS IN BOWLING: THE TWO-LANE SPARE


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16:47

ARABIC T-SHIRTS NOW SAFE FOR AIR TRAVEL

- 4 comments

19:14

THE MUSIC BUSINESS: NOT AS DEAD AS THEY THINK THEY ARE

- 6 comments

7th
13:00

WASHING THE IPHONE (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

- 1 comment

13:35

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 4: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

- 2 comments

16:20

AT HOME HE’S A TOURIST: 2008 EDITION, PART 1: MAN, I HAD A DREADFUL FLIGHT

- 1 comment

8th
09:15

THAT’S ONE HOT PIANO



12:10

AT HOME HE’S A TOURIST: 2008 EDITION, PART 2: TENNESSEE STUD



14:32

STAR TREKKIN’: THE CHUD LIST

- 2 comments

20:23

OMG OMG SCARY 10-FOOT JESUS!

- 2 comments
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9th
09:15

JESUS: LIKES A POKER GAME, A DAB HAND WITH FRUIT SALAD



17:41

AT HOME HE’S A TOURIST: 2008 EDITION, PART 3: MY KIND OF TOWN

- 1 comment

10th
09:08

AT HOME HE’S A TOURIST: 2008 EDITION, PART 4: I TAKE PICTURES

- 2 comments

09:50

CEREAL: IT’S WHAT’S FOR BREAKFAST

- 2 comments

19:08

THEY CALL ME CYCLOPS

- 9 comments

11th
11:15

THE BALLAD OF DEF CYCLOPS

- 2 comments

11:24

THE MEME INTERVIEWS PART 398



12th
10:27

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY THE LAST THING I’M GOING TO POST ABOUT MY RIGHT EYE

- 2 comments

12:25

JUST WHAT WE NEED, ANOTHER BEST OF 2008 LIST: THE MUSIC

- 7 comments

13th
11:48

WAR REPORTING: A JOB FOR PLUMBERS, NOT REPORTERS

- 4 comments

13:53

JUST WHAT WE NEED, ANOTHER BEST OF 2008 LIST: THE FILMS

- 2 comments

23:08

HELL AIN’T A BAD PLACE TO BE

- 1 comment

14th
10:59

WE LIKE THE CLOCKS THAT GO ‘BOOM!’

- 1 comment

11:20

WE MAKE CLOTHES SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO



14:11

SEXYTIME FOR SCIENTISTS



18:49

TIME TO ROAST THE CHESTNUTS

- 3 comments

20:41

PIRATES OF VICTORIA HARBOUR

- 2 comments

15th
11:59

SUPERMAN IS LOIS LANE’S SLUT

- 1 comment

15:12

YOU’VE GOT THE OIL, I’VE GOT THE LOOKS, LET’S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY

- 2 comments

15:36

YOUTUBE SURVIVOR SERIES #57: KHAN DRIVES WOMEN WILD



16th
16:55

NO HOPE

- 2 comments
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19:03

DON’T LET US GET SICK

- 1 comment

17th
19:47

MEMO: FROM NOW ON, “CHOICE FRIES” WILL BE CALLED “LIFE FRIES”



20:05

MY DRAGON BALLS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM



23:39

MONEY CHOW



18th
11:16

AN OUTER SPACE CREATURE HAS VIEWED MY NUDITY



19th
00:44

A SCENE OF WILD JUBILATION



20:16

I’M NOT BRUCE WAYNE, BUT I HAVE HIS CREDIT RATING

- 2 comments

22:19

PUTTING THE "VICE" IN "VICE PRESIDENT"



20th
00:35

THE SADDEST DAY OF THE YEAR

- 8 comments

13:05

FACT: I HAVE JUGGLED MACHETES! WITH ONE HAND!



20:19

I HAS A FLAVOR FLAV

- 1 comment
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21st
01:51

BYE BYE, JACKASS

- 2 comments
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17:26

GREAT MOMENTS IN MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING, PART 23

- 3 comments

20:12

TEAM DEF SPECIAL REPORT: THE BUSH AND I

- 1 comment

23:06

ITUNES FUCKS FREE SPEECH LIKE THEY MEAN IT

- 6 comments

22nd
12:35

LET’S WRITE ABOUT SEX

- 1 comment

13:59

BARACK OBAMA, MAN OF ACTION!



23rd
01:38

IN GOD WE TRUST – ALL OTHERS PAY CASH



10:19

IT’S ALL IN THE FIST



12:37

ASK ME ABOUT FOIA REQUESTS

- 6 comments

16:59

KILLING THE MUSIC INDUSTRY ONE MIXTAPE AT A TIME (2008 EDITION)



24th
01:40

I DON’T WANNA WORK, I WANNA BANG ON ME DRUM ALL DAY

- 1 comment

01:51

SLIP THE DRUMMER ONE

- 1 comment

25th
00:49

THE MEME INTERVIEWS PART 399


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01:07

MORE BOUNCE TO THE OUNCE

- 1 comment

01:52

WHO GIVES THE ORDERS HERE?

- 1 comment

26th
00:55

HAVE A COW


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01:14

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!

- 1 comment
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27th
00:27

HOLLOW CHOCOLATE BUNNIES OF DEATH

- 1 comment
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15:57

AMERICA: A PLACE FOR AMERICANS

- 1 comment

16:07

HOME TAPING IS KILLING MUSIC PART 67,356



28th
01:12

COMPLETE OBEDIENCE TO LOVING AUTHORITY



17:15

THE RECESSION IS HARD ON SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT



17:47

PYTHON LOVE

- 3 comments

29th
12:06

HAVE A COW: DON’T TRY TO UNDERSTAND ‘EM, JUST ROPE, THROW AND BRAND ‘EM



13:16

GREAT MOMENTS IN MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS

- 2 comments

14:39

THE PAST WILL HAUNT YOU



30th
15:57

LIKE THE HATE IN MY HEART



18:38

HOTEL HELL



31st
01:00

LITTLE MISS VADER

- 5 comments
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22:49

BACK STREET TEMPLE

- 4 comments