MEMO: FROM NOW ON, “CHOICE FRIES” WILL BE CALLED “LIFE FRIES”

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[Glommed from Def Agent lorilori ]

So Obama’s about to be sworn in as president – illegally, of course – and so Krispy Kreme says:

'Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet "free" can be.'

And so then Judie Brown, president of the American Life League, says:

"The next time you stare down a conveyor belt of slow-moving, hot, sugary glazed donuts at your local Krispy Kreme you just might be supporting President-elect Barack Obama's radical support for abortion on demand – including his sweeping promise to sign the Freedom of Choice Act as soon as he steps in the Oval Office, Jan. 20.

And so I says, “What?”

And then Judie points to that first Krispy Kreme paragraph and goes:

“Just an unfortunate choice of words? For the sake of our Wednesday morning doughnut runs, we hope so.  The unfortunate reality of a post Roe v. Wade America is that "choice" is synonymous with abortion access and celebration of 'freedom of choice' is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand.”

See what she did there?

So anyway, I thought you should know: if you ever use the word “choice” in any context whatsoever, yr a radical babykilling terrorist.

Choice of weapons,

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