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Hocus pocus,

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While we’re waiting for this blog to get back to normal, here’s a question of great importance I’ve been meaning to ask. [Poll #1300677][Poll #1300677]

This is what I like to see first thing in the morning.



[Via YesButNoButYes, originally posted here on the awesome vintagephoto ]

I’m not sure if it’s Photoshopped or not. If it is, it’s a great image. And if it’s not, there’s got to be a great story behind it.

Silly old bear,

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Wow. Apparently Warren Ellis ran my picture in his World Wide Week series of pictures of his followers.

Granted, all you have to do to qualify is just email him a pic to warrenellis@gmail.com, which I did. Still, it’s an honor of sorts to have a pic I snapped off my cell phone included with pics by people who are actually creative.

Some of you should have no trouble figuring out which one is me. For the rest of you, have fun. Hint: I’m the soft one.

Almost famous,

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This one [via Fleshbot and YesButNoButYes] is for puffdoggydaddy and bedsitter23, who likes them some bacon.


What will they think of next?

Are you going to eat that,

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And we're back. Reports later.

Meanwhile, cross-posting from thewhyfive, this week's mission: Top 5 Favorite Words!

I considered putting something like, “Yes, I’ll sleep with you,” but that would be a copout, wouldn’t it?

Anyway, I wouldn’t say these are my all-time favorite words, but they’re five I tend to use a lot, so:

TOP FIVE DEF WORDS

1. Cazart
An exclamation that means the equivalent of “Holy shit! I should have known!” As taught to me by Dr Hunter S Thompson

2. Serendipity
As taught to me by Mr Dick Vitale

3. Bootylicious
As taught to me by Beyoncé.

4. Ninja
As taught to me by Mr Lee Van Cleef

5. Kawaii
As taught to me by the city of Tokyo

Honorable mention: Penalty, devious, gonzo, buena, burgundy, selah, sexploitation, bourbon, panties (that one’s for puffdoggydaddy).

Word up,

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ITEM [via BoingBoing]: For yr pleasure, a lighter being ignited in slo-mo.


I could watch this kind of stuff all day. There should be a Slo-Mo Channel. And yes, it should include sex scenes from those silly cable softcore movies and Playboy centerfolds giving each other bogus massages or whatever it is they do in slow motion.

Because that’s good television.

And that’s all I got for the moment.

Smoke if you got ‘em,

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Or, “The Future Of Entertainment, Part 218”

At Freaking News, they’ve been Photoshopping the mouths of celebs where their eyes should be.

Look away now.


Told you.

You think that’s bad, you should see the Hillary photo.

Or ... well, they’re all pretty hideous, actually.

North American viewers, enjoy the rest of yr morning.

Mouthing off,

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