WHAT WE DO IS SECRET – EXCEPT WHEN WE TELL EVERYONE

I get press releases. Sometimes they’re unintentionally amusing.

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FAIL.

See, I’m thinking that if you put out a press release announcing the dates and locations of secret shows, THEY ARE NO LONGER SECRET SHOWS.

But I’m not in PR, so who am I to be critical?

Don’t tell a soul,

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MY VERY FIRST E.T. FINGER

Remember that Batman water pistol I showed you?

Well, as Percy Trout reports, there have been worse ideas.



Granted, maybe you need a mind like mine to see anything other than E.T.’s finger. Or perhaps not.

Put the finger on you,

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MAKING THINGS WITH LIGHT (AND DILDOS)

And while we’re on E.T. and his long glowing finger, I might as well direct you to this post showing you how to make a light saber out of a dildo and a flashlight.

( Not suitable for office use )

Demonstration video here.

Too much time on my hands,

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