WHO STOLE THE ROCKINROLL?

Good morning, InterSluts.

Monday approaches. It’s foggy outside. You need love and a crazy beat.

That’s when Mamie van Doren shows up with her record collection.

She invented rock’n’roll, you know.



Okay, maybe not. But she starred in a movie with Eddie Cochran once.

So, you know, close enough.

Girls gone wild,

This is dF

IF YR GONNA DIE, DIE WITH YR BOOTS ON

dr_nebula  wishes to know the following about me:

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Your results:
You are Worf

Worf 65% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 65% Mr. Scott 45% Jean-Luc Picard 45% Geordi LaForge 45% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 40% Will Riker 35% Deanna Troi 35% Data 26% Spock 25% Uhura 25% Chekov 20% Mr. Sulu 20% James T. Kirk (Captain) 10% Beverly Crusher 10%

You are trained in the art of combat and are usually intimidating.

Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Test

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Notice that I’m virtually tied with “Expendable character (red shirt)”. Which makes sense. I am trained to be killed in combat as an extra in someone else’s war picture, after all. Then again, I suppose if you have to die in combat, it might as well be the greatest day of yr life. That’s the Klingon way.

Oh, and the sex is ... spirited. As it should be.

A lover AND a fighter,

This is dF

I EAT WITH GUSTO, DAMN! YOU BET

The VGT Omnivore’s Hundred meme (by order of drhoz ) goes something like this:

1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2) Bold all the items you’ve eaten.
3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating.

As it happens, it’ll be shorter if I show you what I haven’t eaten yet.

2. Nettle tea
14. Aloo gobi (I’m not big on cauliflower)
16. Epoisses
21. Heirloom tomatoes (not knowingly)
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
30. Bagna cauda
37. Clotted cream tea (clotted cream, yes; but not with tea)
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
41. Curried goat
42. Whole insects
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
46. Fugu
51. Prickly pear
58. Beer above 8% ABV (not knowingly)
59. Poutine (no, but I’ve had chili cheese fries, which is the same concept, sort of)
60. Carob chips
63. Kaolin (you can eat this?)
68. Haggis
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette (I have eaten pig intestine, but not in this form)
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost
75. Roadkill
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
85. Kobe beef
88. Flowers
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate (not knowingly)
93. Rose harissa
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta (only if grits count – otherwise, no)

Note that of all the stuff I have tried, there’s a few I would never touch again – either for gout reasons (crab) or I didn’t like them the first time (eel, oysters, sea urchin, calimari, a dirty gin martini, etc).  And most of it I’ve tried only once, because that’s how many times the opportunity presented itself.

And yes, I did have to Google a lot of these. When you’ve only eaten something once, you don’t always remember the name.  Sometimes you don’t even know what it’s called (like umeboshi).

( The full list is back here )

Kitchen confidential,

This is dF

HAVE ANOTHER BEER WITH FEAR

ITEM [via Schneier]: More signs that you are losing the War On Terror:



Not the actual prop used in the film, but a replica.

I hope they consulted the Book Of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21, etc.

But I shouldn’t poke fun. Anyone could mistake a fictional medieval hand grenade for the real thing. I’ll prove it. See if you can spot the difference.

REAL GRENADE

FAKE GRENADE

 

See?

Besides, if Aqua Teen Hunger Force ads can be mistaken for bombs, why not a ball with a cross on it?

Watch me explode,

This is dF