WOULD YOU UNZIP ME, PLEASE?

O where to begin?





Must be fun to dry-clean.

Found here, though I suspect only one or two of you will be able to read it.

Round and round,

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EDITED TO ADD [April 10, 2009]: An English-language explanation is here. It's from artist-designer Sebastian Errazuriz, and it's made of 120 zippers.

WOULD YOU PLEASE CLAP YR HANDS?

I’ve been listening to The Bird And The Bee’s new album, Ray Guns Are Not Just The Future. If yr not familiar with them (and they’ve been on the Jimmy Kimmel show, so how could you not be?), it’s the sort of faux retro bachelor-pad alt.pop music that you get from groups like St Etienne and Pizzicato 5, with a bit of the arched-eyebrow melancholy you get on the average Pet Shop Boys album.

Musically pleasant, but probably not for everyone.

On the other hand, I have to respect a faux retro bachelor-pad alt.pop that writes love songs about David Lee Roth, as well as a dance song that issues the usual dance-commander instructions (i.e. get on yr feet, wave yr hands in the air, clap yr hands), but asks very nicely.

The video for the latter is also slightly demented.

This could grow on me.

Please get down,

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IN LIGHTER NEWS, GIANT SNAKES ARE EATING PEOPLE IN FLORIDA

For those people who still haven’t quite got it through their thick heads (I am talking to YOU, Tucker Carlson), Jon Stewart’s job is not to promote one political party or another. His job is to make fun of the media. Which he wouldn’t be able to do if they didn’t do things like make light-hearted puns to intro a story about 30,000 dangerous pythons on the loose in Florida.

Watch and learn.

Looking forward to right-wing pundits accusing Stewart of failing to live up to his responsibilities by mocking carnivorous snake infestations and unfairly blaming Charlie Crist without offering a plausible alternative solution.

BONUS MATERIAL: In the interest or fairness, I should mention that NBC Universal has had their revenge on Stewart – by hiring Space Ghost to go back in time and put Stewart in the hot seat to see how HE likes it.

Take that, Mr Most Trusted Comedian In Journalism!

Crawling king snake,

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