FISCAL HANKY-PANKY APLENTY

Tut tut, Milton,

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AND THE OSCAR GOES TO ... MEGASHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS

Just like it says.

Starring DEBBIE GIBSON.

Yes, THAT one.

Recommended if only to see a giant f***ing shark eat the Golden Gate Bridge.

Coming to a DVD near you next week from The Asylum, the movie company that specializes in low-budget cash-in rip-offs of bigger films. Which may or may not be clever.

FACT: My friend Mr Cat Taylor and I used to have a mock rivalry over who would get to date Debbie Gibson. We eventually channeled that into one of our band projects, The Avenging Disco Godfathers, in which we did a drunk-punk cover version of “Shake Your Love”. I also learned how to play “Foolish Beat”, although the band broke up before we ever worked into the show.

So yeah, I’m a fan. In a weird, twisted kind of way.

Out of the blue,

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TARANTINO AFTER DARK

“Let me tell you what Like A Virgin’s about ...”






The other one is Diane Kruger, from Tarantino’s upcoming Inglourious Basterds – which I’m tentatively looking forward to.

More photos here.

War is heels,

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