1st
13:00

SHUFFLE OFF TO TATOOINE


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18:31

WELCOME TO THE WORKING WEEK, PART 1: HOW SELLING CHEVROLETS HELPED DEFEAT THE NAZIS



21:25

12 ANGRY SHATNERS


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2nd
00:48

SWINE FLU: WE HAS IT

- 1 comment

13:36

THE ONLY PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU’LL EVER NEED

- 2 comments
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13:59

WELCOME TO THE WORKING WEEK, PART 2: NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT

- 1 comment

3rd
11:50

THIS IS WHY I’M FAT

- 4 comments
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15:21

ALL I EVER GET IS A PINCH ON THE ...



15:46

WELCOME TO THE WORKING WEEK, PART 3: YR STILL F***ING PEASANTS AS FAR AS I CAN SEE

- 3 comments

4th
10:29

BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY!



12:11

WELCOME TO THE WORKING WEEK, PART 4: HYAAAAAAH!



13:09

DREAM A LITTLE DREAMWIDTH

- 6 comments

18:16

HOW SHEPARD SMITH, HOWARD STERN AND JANET JACKSON CAN SAVE THE F***ING ECONOMY



5th
17:47

WHY EMERGENCY NUMBERS AREN’T EDITED FOR TELEVISION



18:45

WELCOME TO THE WORKING WEEK, PART 5: O LORD! I’M SO TIRED!



18:58

WARNER MUSIC: SO TOUGH ON COPYRIGHT WE’LL BAN OUR OWN YOUTUBE CHANNEL



6th
00:29

TASER YR CHILD AT WORK DAY

- 3 comments

13:36

THAT’S SOME BAD HAT, HARRY

- 1 comment
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14:02

WELCOME TO THE WORKING WEEK, PART 6: AFTER FIVE, IT’S A GAS

- 1 comment

7th
19:03

I’M NEVER BORED WHEN I’M-A KILLIN’ FOR THE LORD

- 2 comments

19:07

WELCOME TO THE WORKING WEEK, PART 7: HOPE IT DON’T KILL YOU



19:36

I FOUND THESE PEOPLE ON DECK 19

- 4 comments

8th
19:13

APPLE’S VERY OWN DOWNWARD SPIRAL



19:18

WORKING WEEK BONUS TRACK: FINEST WORK SONG



20:30

THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT (2009 EDITION)


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21:58

DATE NIGHT: BURGER AND A MOVIE



9th
10:59

REMOVE THE VOODOO PINS!



11:23

ELECTRIC MERMAID



18:14

THE SWINE FLU HOTEL IS CLOSED FOR BUSINESS

- 1 comment

22:51

HULK LIFT! HULK SEPARATE!

- 1 comment

10th
11:17

I MUST HAVE SLEPT ON IT WRONG



12:10

IT’S SO LONELY HONEY IN THE STATE OF MAINE

- 3 comments

19:24

HAPPY BIG BAD MAMA’S DAY


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11th
09:47

SHE’S GOT THE LOOKS THAT KILL

- 1 comment

12:30

I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR WOLVERINE

- 2 comments

14:28

ABSTINENCE-ONLY SEX EDUCATION FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY



12th
10:03

ALBUM COVERS WAITING TO HAPPEN #1

- 3 comments

20:06

GREAT MOMENTS IN MARKETING: THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A GIANT WATER-HATING DUCK



23:02

THERE OUGHTA BE A LAW


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13th
12:45

FISCAL HANKY-PANKY APLENTY

- 2 comments

18:25

AND THE OSCAR GOES TO ... MEGASHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS

- 5 comments

23:44

TARANTINO AFTER DARK

- 2 comments
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14th
10:00

ONE BULLET WON’T STOP HIM

- 1 comment

18:20

ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY THE ONLY THING I’M EVER GOING TO POST ABOUT CARRIE PREJEAN

- 1 comment

22:04

I’M READING AS FAST AS I CAN: MAY 2009 EDITION


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15th
11:52

GIVE ME A WATERBOARD, DICK CHENEY AND ONE HOUR

- 2 comments

12:42

COP HUMOR, BALTIMORE STYLE


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16th
00:40

EVERYONE IS SOMEBODY'S LUNCH


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18:56

THE DAY THE EARTH WAS INVADED BY TOPLESS AMAZONS WITH FINGER LASERS

- 1 comment

20:51

FINALLY, YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH YR COMPUTER

- 1 comment

21:47

I’LL DO ANYTHING TO FIGHT THE TERRORS (BUT I WON’T DO THAT)

- 5 comments

17th
12:49

RAINY DAY IN TAI PO

- 3 comments

13:10

SCRUB AWAY, SCRUB AWAY, SCRUB AWAY ...

- 1 comment

15:14

BUY THE BOOK, STEAL THE ALBUM

- 2 comments

19:01

HONG KONG’S BAD ACID TRIP

- 4 comments

18th
09:53

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAM! BAM! THANK YOU PAM!

- 1 comment

13:06

BECAUSE YR NEVER TOO YOUNG TO LEARN HOW TO SHOOT FOREIGNERS

- 1 comment

22:02

FOOD TERRORISM: HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

- 1 comment

23:30

ALBUM COVERS WAITING TO HAPPEN #2

- 5 comments

19th
12:55

MY PUPPIES, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM

- 2 comments

23:35

CLAIRE VOYANT CAN AVOID BULLETS

- 1 comment
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20th
16:59

THE NAME’S BATMAN ... JAMES BATMAN


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21st
17:25

LEFT TO MY OWN DEVICES

- 6 comments

23:47

NEANDERTHALS? WE ATE ‘EM

- 1 comment

22nd
00:26

YOU HAVE GIL GRISSOM, WE HAVE HAL9000



10:05

CONSCIOUSNESS IS NATURE’S WAY OF TELLING YOU YR AWAKE

- 3 comments

22:16

WEEKEND READING: RELIGIOUS WARS FOR CHILDREN, CRUSADES FOR ADULTS AND THE HIGH COST OF POVERTY

- 1 comment

23:16

HERE COME THE BRIDES

- 3 comments

23:50

BUS STOPS OF THE FUTURE



23rd
14:55

BIG BLUE BABY



15:07

TERRORISTS: TOO SCARY FOR AMERICAN PRISONS

- 2 comments

15:25

THE TEACHES OF PEACHES



24th
10:44

THE GORILLA, IT PLANS

- 1 comment

10:47

Q: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO FAY WRAY? A: SHE WENT APESHIT. ETC.


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11:20

YR BANANAS. WE WILL TAKE THEM NOW ...

- 4 comments
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25th
14:57

WHY WE FIGHT: DAMES AND GAMS



26th
12:45

DOPPELGANGERS, BLIND PEOPLE AND DEAD STRIPPING PHILOSOPHERS

- 1 comment

27th
09:50

SPACE: 1999 – THE CTHULHU TENTACLE PORN LUNCHBOX

- 1 comment

20:12

GAY MARRIAGE LEGAL AND SAFE IN CALIFORNIA – BUT ONLY FOR FIRST 18,000 COUPLES

- 1 comment

20:26

INTESTINAL MODELING IS NOT A VERY GOOD JOB TO HAVE


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28th
00:35

"ONCE YOU GET INTO A SERIOUS DRUG COLLECTION, THE TENDENCY IS TO PUSH IT AS FAR AS YOU CAN"



01:05

BEEF BEEF BEEF! BEEF BOLOGNA!

- 5 comments
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11:39

BEEF BEEF BEEF! BEEF NEBRASKA!

- 1 comment

29th
00:37

RACING THE DRAGON BOATS



10:32

EVIL WEARS A BOW TIE

- 2 comments

17:15

WHAT YR COMICS COLLECTION SAYS ABOUT YOU, AND WHY YOU CAN BE ARRESTED FOR IT

- 1 comment

18:30

PRO WRESTLING + ZOMBIE MERMAIDS + JAPAN = ENTERTAINMENT!



20:37

YR APPLICATION TO BRING GUNS TO YOSEMITE PARK HAS BEEN PRE-APPROVED



30th
12:15

YOU CAN’T SAY THAT IN TMBG



13:01

NETHERLANDS AND BELGIUM TO GO DUTCH ON PRISONS



13:19

YOUTUBE SURVIVOR SERIES #62: GO FOR IT, BABY!

- 2 comments

14:26

SCI-FI/FANTASY/HORROR FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SCI-FI/FANTASY/HORROR

- 5 comments
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31st
11:40

THE KNIGHT TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME

- 4 comments

15:11

WHY POLE DANCING SHOULD BE AN OLYMPIC SPORT


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16:08

HONG KONG: KEEPING THE STREETS SAFE FROM DANISH ARTISTS