SIZZLIN’ LIZ

Hello, Internet.

Elizabeth Taylor says “Good morning”.



DISCLAIMER: I’ve only seen one of these films (the one on the left) but I’m fairly sure Liz never wore that particular slip onscreen in either movie.

She did wear this in Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, though:



So, you know, close enough.

FACT: Slips kick ass.

Yr slip is showing,

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LET’S ELECTROCUTE GRANDMA

Old news to most of you, I know, but I’ve only just seen this.

ITEM: A Texas traffic policeman pulls over a 72-year-old woman for speeding, then Tasers her after she gets uppity.

Fuck.

No, seriously. I can’t think of any other response to this.

Well, I can, of course. But we'll be here all night if I type THAT.

Fuck,

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