TRUTHINESS WILL SET YOU FREE

[Error: unknown template qotd]Oh, all right. If you want to play, put yr guesses in the comments and I'll give the answers in 24 hours (give or take).

1. I was seduced by a blonde Mormon into joining the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

2. I was thrown out of the US Army for being too fat.

3. I once did a full-monty stripping cop routine before a live audience.

Would I lie to you,

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GREAT MOMENTS IN MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING: FUCK-YOU CAT IS MY COACH

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EURODISCO #2: BIG IN BAVARIA

When I lived in Bavaria in West Germany in the mid-80s (which is also where I learned to love teh Europops), I listened to a lot of Bayern Drei (Bavarian Radio 3). So I heard quite a bit of Nicki.

Specifically, her current single at the time, “Wenn i mit Dir Tanz” (If I Dance With You)”.

I think the roller-rink organ is what sold me. And I still like it. I probably still have the cassette of the album somewhere.

More snare,

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