EDGAR ALLAN POETRY SLAM

A little bonus Halloween entertainment for you: a reading of Poe’s The Raven.

And here at Team Def, we offer you a choice of narrator.

1. Vincent Price

"Queen - Ogre Battle (studio version)" (Watch on YouTube)

2. Christopher Walken

"Rush - By-Tor And The Snow Dog" (Watch on YouTube)

Insert “cowbell” joke here.

Nevermore,

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GREAT MOMENTS IN MARKETING: THE SLICKEST TRICK OF ALL

Pop quiz: yr an ad agency, and yr client, a shoe polish company, wants a gratuitous Halloween theme.

What do you do?

Write some vaguely-related copy and stick in a sexy witch being stalked by a pumpkinhead in a bedsheet, is all.



Not that I’m complaining, but would it have killed them to put some shiny boots on her?

Get on yr boots,

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TRICK OR TREAT 00: IF SHE’S THE DEVIL, YOU KNOW SHE’LL BE YOUR FRIEND

A bonus track for yr Halloween pleasure, which I thought I’d add separately since, technically, I’d already posted an Oingo Boingo song for this year’s playlist before I thought to look for a video for this song.

TRICK

"Shonen Knife " Bad Luck Song "" (Watch on YouTube)

( TREAT! )

And with that, I’m off to the airport. I’ll be spending the next six days in Kuala Lumpur (that’s in Malaysia), most of them sitting through PowerPoint slides. You envy me. I can’t help that.

So busy a-cock-a-doodle-doo-in’,

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