IF YOU BUY ONLY ONE BOX SET THIS YEAR ...

The bad news is that, as you probably suspected, that wasn’t actually the members of Rammstein you saw during the hardcore porn bits of their new music video. (Still, wonderful things we can do with computers these days.)

The good news is that they really are releasing a Rammstein box set to go with the new album.

Here's what you get.

( SPOILER ALERT: Big pink jelly penises! )

Though I can’t guarantee those are really made from casts of the band members’, er, members.  Even Violet Blue is a bit dubious.

Still, it’s the thought that counts.

Out of the box,

This is dF

HALF ANIMAL, ALL WOMAN

Good morning, Internets.

I will now wake y’all up with these here Cajun swamp stereotypes, heah?

"The Girl Scouts - I Don't Want To Be A Zombie" (Watch on YouTube)

Yr welcome.

A blazing gun and a luscious smile,

This is dF