MAKE MAYAN A HAWAIIAN 5-0

I live in Hong Kong. Consequently, I am not 100% knowledgeable and up to date on the latest developments in American broadcast entertainment like most Americans seem to be.

So the notion of CBS planning a remake/reboot/do-over of Hawaii 5-0 is news to me.

All I can say is that if CBS pushes on with this (and they seem to be doing so), then they’d better have at least two things covered:

1. A kick-ass theme song.

"Motorhead - Killed By Death" (Watch on YouTube)

2. Jack Lord’s hair.



Book ‘em, Danno,

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GREAT MOMENTS IN MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING: IT’S THE WAL-MART WAY OR THE HIGHWAY, SON

I get emails.

Sometimes they’re invites to vaguely sinister-looking educational business seminars.



See, I can’t stop wondering if Mike Bergdahl brings that bat with him to the seminar.

In which case, I start thinking about that scene in The Untouchables, and well ...

So I’ll pass, thanks.

Respect my Wal-mart authoritay,

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