I get emails.
Sometimes they’re invites to vaguely sinister-looking educational business seminars.

See, I can’t stop wondering if Mike Bergdahl brings that bat with him to the seminar.
In which case, I start thinking about that scene in The Untouchables, and well ...
So I’ll pass, thanks.
Respect my Wal-mart authoritay,
This is dF
Sometimes they’re invites to vaguely sinister-looking educational business seminars.

See, I can’t stop wondering if Mike Bergdahl brings that bat with him to the seminar.
In which case, I start thinking about that scene in The Untouchables, and well ...
So I’ll pass, thanks.
Respect my Wal-mart authoritay,
This is dF