GREAT MOMENTS IN BOOB ENHANCEMENT: MARK EDEN WANTS TO PUMP YOU UP

Before cheap silicon implants, we had Mark Eden.



How did Mark Eden do it? With these.



Did it work? Wikipedia puts it this way:

The Mark Eden advertisements have been cited as examples of misleading language in advertisements by educators who seek to improve critical thinking skills.

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GREAT MOMENTS IN BOOB ENHANCEMENT: MOST SPORT OF THE FIRE!

And here’s how we do bust development here in China: with pseudoscientific infomercials!

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I taped this off the screen of my hotel room in Shenzhen in April, (though we get the same TV channels in Hong Kong, so we see it here too).

The product supposedly works like this: spray it on yr breasts and it makes the fat cells expand. Or something.

I seriously doubt it works – and if it does, I seriously doubt it’s healthy. But the commercial is awesome – not so much for the gratuitous cleavage as the English subtitles for the Chinese graphics. (The headline of this post should give you an idea.)

It’s found poetry. Here, I’ll prove it.

( Poetry slam behind the cut! )

Beauties of nature chest,

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