GREAT MOMENTS IN BOOB ENHANCEMENT: MOST SPORT OF THE FIRE!

[defrog]

And here’s how we do bust development here in China: with pseudoscientific infomercials!

Watch on YouTube

I taped this off the screen of my hotel room in Shenzhen in April, (though we get the same TV channels in Hong Kong, so we see it here too).

The product supposedly works like this: spray it on yr breasts and it makes the fat cells expand. Or something.

I seriously doubt it works – and if it does, I seriously doubt it’s healthy. But the commercial is awesome – not so much for the gratuitous cleavage as the English subtitles for the Chinese graphics. (The headline of this post should give you an idea.)

It’s found poetry. Here, I’ll prove it.

Most Sport Of The Fire

Masterpiece
Youth happiness
Motion energy
Real opportunity
You would be certain success
The motion transport
It is the water of energy magic
She is using always
Have no furcation

While spray big, more spray more big, keep on become big
Become big, change circle, become to stand

Where is the profound mystery
The realization is 290,000 motion
The cell get into growth appearance
Really become big, big and good

The beauty of the motion
10 minutes to active repair
The left chest in Europe
The nature has big
More see more have a type

Up up
Immediately have the feeling
The package gland body cell
Not look good naked
We call it motion energy
The nature has flexibility
The quick bulge is big and full
The effect is better
Gold curve

Most sport of the fire!
Beauties of nature chest!
Motion of the United States!
This year is most hot topic
Milk in the US essence
Inside to the man's eyes


Beauties of nature chest,

This is dF

Comments

[thelastaerie.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm... I wonder how they would look like when they are deflated after the effect wears off???

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

See, this is exactly what I think about when I watch this. That and how to make song lyrics out of the subtitles.