ALABAMA STATE AGRICULTURAL COMMISSIONER: NOT A JOB FOR PUSSIES

Dale Peterson ran for the GOP nomination for Alabama Commissioner of Agriculture. He lost. Now he’s endorsing one of his opponents, John McMillan, in the runoff election, and has a message for supporters of the other candidate, Dorman Grace:

If you try to steal John McMillan’s signs, Peterson will personally shoot you.

Watch on YouTube

Now THAT’S an endorsement.

FUN FACT: The ad was shot on Peterson's llama farm.

Get off my land,

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THE PEOPLE WHO GRINNED THEMSELVES TO DEATH

In which Lucy gives Charlie Brown something to smile about and I decide I’m never sleeping ever again.



[Via Percy Trout]

They’re by Ron English, incidentally. He has more surrealistic wonder for you here.

Seriously, though, that’s it for sleep.

Up all night,

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SATCHMO IS METAL

And now, Louis Armstrong performs his classic “What A Wonderful World” – death-metal style.

PRODUCTION NOTE: It’s not as fortuitous a sync as it looks. The music is by Andy Rehfeldt, who recorded it specifically for the video. He’s a got a whole channel of videos here that give similar treatment to people like Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift, although he keeps the original vocals intact in many cases.

Results vary, but I have to say giving Ke$ha a polka/metal backdrop is a vast improvement.

She’s still annoying, mind.

Play it loud,

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