REAL ESTATE JOKES WITH TEMPEST STORM

Well, I didn’t say they were good jokes.

And it’s Monday, yes. Hello.

[Via Vintage Sleaze]

Keeping it real,

This is dF

THIS IPAD IS COOL, BUT I REALLY WANTED A SELF-HELP BOOK WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WITH NO LIFE EXPERIENCE

I get press releases.

Sometimes I don’t know why I get them.



I have a general rule about not bagging on minors, so I don’t have much to say about the actual book. I’m not big on self-help books in general, but if Alex Southmayd wants to write a self-help book, more power to him. I’m not sure what makes him qualified to tell his peers how to turbo-charge their lives, especially at his age, but he’s probably as qualified as any other self-help author out there, so who am I to be critical?

I do have a word or two for his publicist, though.

Because that press release headline is just asking for it. I’m not exactly hip with the latest teen trends, but I’m pretty sure the one thing they’d want more than an iPad is a night of hot, heavy sex with the main cast of Twilight. Or Justin Bieber. Or Miley Cyrus.

Or with anyone, really.

Okay, maybe a Ferrari or something.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure a book written by a high school senior probably didn’t even make the short list.

Peer pressure,

This is dF