DEFROG ON 45 #10: SNEAK IN THE BACK WAY

Seeing as how it’s the weekend, here’s the entirety of my Bell & James collection.

Jump in my ride,

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70,000 TONS, AND WHAT DO YOU GET?

For those of you planning to take some extra time off in January for the holidays. may we recommend booking a cabin in the world’s biggest floating heavy metal festival?

Yes.



( Here’s who’s playing (so far) )

Yes, that IS Saxon’s logo you see there.

Note that if yr keen, here’s hoping yr savings survived the economic meltdown. Because it’s not cheap. Count on spending about four figures. Per person.

Because metal doesn’t run on nothing.

Anyway, it sounds fun in theory, but as cruise gimmicks go, I think I’d prefer something like a Bettie Page rockabilly cruise.

Take that ride,

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TWELVE DAYS OF DEF XMAS, PART 6: I'VE GOT ONE THING TO SAY BEFORE I AM DRUNK AGAIN

So I need seven swans a-swimming today.

Some of you probably saw this one coming a mile away.

Nothing to lose,

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