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THE MEME INTERVIEWS, PART 413
Mar. 26th, 2011 11:57 amCurrently making the rounds, and it’s been awhile since I’ve done one, so …
1. How many clowns would it take to freak you out?
None, if I’m at a circus. If I’m on the bus, about 20 to 25. Or, if it’s Pennywise, just the one.
2. What is your favorite card game?
As long as it involves stripping, deal me in.
3. Are the undies you're wearing right now age appropriate?
I don’t understand the question. They're sexy, if that's what you mean.
4. Five things you can touch right now without getting up.
My laptop, my desk, my audio mixer, my Casio WK-1800 keyboard, my hollow ceramic blue penguin.
5. You have to be somewhere on the fourth floor of a building. Do you take the lift/elevator
The elevator, assuming there is one. (Bearing in mind that I live in Hong Kong, where the first floor is above the ground floor, so we’re talking five levels of stairs here.)
6. How do you feel about your reflection?
Everything’s backwards. Plus, I look damned good in my age-appropriate underwear.
7. What are you thinking about right now?
A gentleman never tells.
8. Write the first word that comes to mind.
Mind.
9. Dog person or cat person?
Both.
10. If you came across $2,000 (or other currency) would you keep it or turn it in?
I’d leave it where it was. Whoever it belongs to might come back for it. And look how that worked out for Josh Brolin in No Country For Old Men.
11. What was the last thing that you bought?
An iced black Americano.
12. If you could afford to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Cuba.
13. Where do you see yourself in five years?
The same place I am now, hopefully.
14. Last book you read?
Hit and Run, by Lawrence Block.
15. What are you doing this weekend?
Maltese training class
16. What's your dream job?
Anything that lets me sit around writing silly stories at my own pace.
17. How are you?
Tired.
The interview is over,
This is dF
1. How many clowns would it take to freak you out?
None, if I’m at a circus. If I’m on the bus, about 20 to 25. Or, if it’s Pennywise, just the one.
2. What is your favorite card game?
As long as it involves stripping, deal me in.
3. Are the undies you're wearing right now age appropriate?
I don’t understand the question. They're sexy, if that's what you mean.
4. Five things you can touch right now without getting up.
My laptop, my desk, my audio mixer, my Casio WK-1800 keyboard, my hollow ceramic blue penguin.
5. You have to be somewhere on the fourth floor of a building. Do you take the lift/elevator
The elevator, assuming there is one. (Bearing in mind that I live in Hong Kong, where the first floor is above the ground floor, so we’re talking five levels of stairs here.)
6. How do you feel about your reflection?
Everything’s backwards. Plus, I look damned good in my age-appropriate underwear.
7. What are you thinking about right now?
A gentleman never tells.
8. Write the first word that comes to mind.
Mind.
9. Dog person or cat person?
Both.
10. If you came across $2,000 (or other currency) would you keep it or turn it in?
I’d leave it where it was. Whoever it belongs to might come back for it. And look how that worked out for Josh Brolin in No Country For Old Men.
11. What was the last thing that you bought?
An iced black Americano.
12. If you could afford to go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Cuba.
13. Where do you see yourself in five years?
The same place I am now, hopefully.
14. Last book you read?
Hit and Run, by Lawrence Block.
15. What are you doing this weekend?
Maltese training class
16. What's your dream job?
Anything that lets me sit around writing silly stories at my own pace.
17. How are you?
Tired.
The interview is over,
This is dF
