THE END IS NIGH. BUSINESS AS USUAL.

Happy Judgment Day.

While yr waiting to be Raptured, why not listen to the Bollock Brothers sing about the End Times?

PROGRAM NOTE: By the way, if we’re all still here this time tomorrow, it doesn’t mean Harold Camping was wrong. It just means God decided there was no one worth Rapturing.

Left behind,

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GREAT MOMENTS IN MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING: AND THE BEAT GOES ON

Randy Savage is gone.




And you’ll be hearing about how he was one of the greats in pro wrestling. Which is true, though my friends and I used to complain that the WWF in its heyday had become the Toon Town of wrestling. And certainly his Macho Man persona and the whole Hulk Hogan/Miss Elizabeth love triangle soap opera gimmick were instrumental in taking pro wrestling to new heights of absurdity, for better or worse.

But we still watched.

This is one of many reasons why.

It’s well-known that I prefer my wrestlers in Heel mode, especially when it comes to promos, but Savage could even give good promos in Babyface mode. He had fun with it, and that’s all you can ask.

Mucho macho,

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ALSO, RANDY SAVAGE WAS A PINBALL GAME

Well, not exactly. But he was part of the Royal Rumble pinball game.



He said “O YeeeeeeeeAAAAHH!!” a lot when it displayed yr points at the end of each ball.

I used to love playing this game. This was back when arcades were proper arcades and had pinball machines that worked 70% of the time.

Let’s get ready to rumble,

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