Jun. 15th, 2011

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ITEM: Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA) goes to Iraq with some other Congresspersons, meets the govt, and says that once Iraq becomes prosperous enough, it can start repaying the US back for the billions it spent liberating them from Saddam Hussein.

No, really.

"Once Iraq becomes a very rich and prosperous country ... we would hope that some consideration be given to repaying the United States some of the mega-dollars that we have spent here in the last eight years," said Rohrabacher, according to the Agence France-Presse news agency.

To which various Iraqi govt officials said, “Excuse me?”

"We as a government reject such statements, and we have informed the American embassy that these congressmen are not welcome in Iraq," said government spokesman Ali al-Dabbagh on Sunday.

The head of the Iraqi parliament's foreign affairs committee, Humam Hmoudi, called his comments "stupid" and said it is the Iraqi people who should be demanding compensation.

Which is, of course, the only reasonable and proper response to anyone who says, in effect, “Hi, we just invaded yr country, killed yr leaders and at least 100,000 of yr people and handed you a fragile democracy and daily bombings. Yr welcome. That’ll be $2 trillion, please.”

Well, actually, the reasonable and proper response is “Fuck YOU”, but that’s undiplomatic.

The best part, of course, is where Russ Carnahan (D-MO) – who was on the same trip as Rohrabacher – stepped up to defend Rohrabacher’s request, saying there is precedent for this kind of thing:

“Back in our own revolution, our democratic movement was financed by France… Congress at least partially paid them back,” Carnahan told reporters Friday. “There is certainly precedent for that sort of thing happening.”

Which would be a somewhat more accurate analogy if France had invaded the US on false pretenses and temporarily taken us over in order to kick the British out – all without bothering to ask us first.

But the great thing about history is details don’t matter. So, you know, whatever,

Pay me now or pay me later,

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Yr Fortean Science lede of the day:

Well of course they did.

Well of COURSE they did.

According to Dr Jan Bondeson, author of the new book, Amazing Dogs: A Cabinet of Canine Curiosities:

The forerunner of them all was Rolf, an Airedale terrier who 'spoke' through tapping his paw against a board, each letter of the alphabet being represented by a certain number of taps.

He was said to have speculated about religion, learnt foreign languages, wrote poetry and asked a visiting noblewoman 'could you wag your tail?'

Another dog, a Dachschund named Kurwenal […] was said to speak using a different number of barks for each letter, and told his biographer he would be voting for Hindenburg.

Another dog, a German pointer named Don, went one step further - imitating a human voice to bark "Hungry! Give me cakes", in German.

Ja wohl,

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Gary Johnson is running for president, and one thing you have to give him credit for is that he’s determined to be part of the national debate, even if no one wants debate him. He wasn’t invited to the televised CNN debate in New Hampshire, but he didn’t let that stop him. He spent the debate watching it on TV with the Iowa Tea Party, then posted his own responses to the debate questions on YouTube.

And while he’s never debated President Barack Obama, he has debated an Obama impersonator. On Fox News. With John Stossel as moderator.



How f***ing awesome is that?

I mean, seriously. Ten years ago, if you did anything like this on a news channel, you’d be sacked before the segment finished airing. In 2011, you can totally get away with it. The only way you could improve on this formula is to get someone to impersonate Gary Johnson and John Stossel.

As for Johnson, you do have to wonder at what point he thought this would be a boost for his campaign, but then it’s not like he has much to lose – not with his tendency to take Libertarianism seriously. Because while it’s mandatory to run on the “small, unintrusive govt” meme for the GOP nomination this year, yr not supposed to actually mean it.

For more information: see bedsitter23’s caucus coverage.

I’m not gonna debate you Gary,

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