MALE HETEROSEXUALITY ILLUSTRATED

Just one GIF says it all.

( Hidden behind a cut, otherwise you'll be staring at yr screen for hours )

Well, maybe not “all”. Different guys have different tastes and different focuses. Just ask Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Still … yeah, that’s pretty much the look on my face in such situations.

Good morning.

Hypnotized,

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"BIG BUTTS: AN APPRECIATION" BY SIR MIX-A-LOT

I made a gratuitous Sir Mix-a-Lot reference in the last post, and it occurred to me that the video I referred to was worth posting on its own.

It’s silly, of course. But it’s also expresses an appreciation for “natural” female body types – which, let’s admit, was a rather radical thing to say (in rap form or otherwise) in 1988.

Or today, even.

Granted, it’s all a matter of taste. And yeah, looks aren’t everything. And, you know, haters gonna hate. Etc.

But suffice to say that The Sexy isn’t about conforming to narrow standards. It’s about being true to yrself and yr desires. You can’t please everyone even if you fake it, so go ahead and please yrself and whoever wants to get onboard yr Love Train.

Or something like that.

Keeping it real,

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HAPPY (MITCH) EASTER

And here’s the only Easter-related post yr getting out of me.

No means no,

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THIS IS NOT AN EASTER-RELATED POST

Because everyone knows the Easter Bunny does not play guitar.

Unlike Samantha Fox, who does.

Probably.




Hoppity hop hop,

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