WHO COULD IMAGINE THAT THEY WOULD FREAK OUT IN MINNESOTA?

And here’s the only Mother’s Day post yr getting from me.

DISCLAIMER: My mom and I get along just fine. But we’re not particularly sentimental people, either.

And now I’m off to Kuala Lumpur for some serious telephones journalism.

Oh darling it’s important that you believe me bop bop bop,

This is dF