HOUSE RULES

Rule 1: Don't open the window.

Rule 2: Don't open the door.

Rule 3: Don't answer the phone.

Rule 4 (and this is the Iron Rule): Don't look in the basement.

Mi casa su casa,

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DEMENTIA 13! (2012 EDITION) #13: THIS GUITAR KILLS EVERYONE

Halloween has arrived. 

And so we’ll end this year’s playlist with a nice Halloween story from Deadbolt – the Scariest Band In The World™ – about a man, a gun and a cursed guitar.

Guns and guitars don’t mix,

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ZSA ZSA GABOR IS QUEEN OF OUTER SPACE

But you knew that.



[Via Operator 13 Productions]

Women really are from Venus,

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WARNING: MIGHT MAKE YOU SCARED

Spotted at the bus stop this morning: a DIY Halloween flyer from a couple of local kids. 



PRODUCTION NOTE: Cropped to cut out their address (which they put at the top).

Fright night,

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SPOT THE DEAD GUY

I took this pic this morning whilst sitting in the local coffee shop in Disco Bay.

Two of these people are corpses. Can you spot them?



( Click here for the answer! )

I like my local coffee shop.

Death by coffee,

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