THE FUTURE IS CANCELLED

Be sure to make a note in yr daily planner.



[Via Apocalypse Dudes]


A slightly NSFW trailer is available.

No future for you,

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HOW TO PROTECT YR LIVESTOCK FROM A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION AND OTHER FARMING TIPS

As explained by puppets.

Yes, children, this is what it was like to grow up during the Cold War.

Master of puppets,

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EDITED TO ADD: The video isn't hosted on YouTube, and both Dreamwidth and LJ seem to have an issue with this. So you'll need to follow the hyperlink to watch the video. But it's totally worth going to the trouble. Otherwise I wouldn't be bothering to tell you about it. 

Obviously. 

ALL BACK TO MAYAN 2012 #6: ALL TOGETHER NOW

Continuing the countdown to yr new favorite Armageddon …

One more day to go until the Mayan clock runs out.

But there’s no need to be all bummed out about it.

Tom Lehrer sure isn’t.

Jaunty!

Always look on the bright side of death,

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DEF XMAS 2012 (#7 OF 12): EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY IN JOE TEX’S HOUSE

Continuing the Def Xmas countdown …

Christmas comes only once a year. Unless you live in Heaven.

Or unless yr Joe Tex’s woman.

I need a woman,

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