DR LOVE IN THE TIME OF CORONAVIRUS

A play in one act

Dr Love [Gene Simmons]: There are no bills, there are no fees.

CDC: That’s very generous, Dr Love, you’re a shining example to –

Dr Love: Baby, I know what your problem is.

CDC: Well, you should wait for the test result to be –

Dr Love: The first step of the cure is … a kiss!

CDC: What? No.

Dr Love: I got the cure yr thinking of.

CDC: NO YOU DO NOT. STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.

Dr Love: HA!

CDC: [maces Dr Love]

Dr Love: Ooooooooooooo!

[siren SFX and curtain]

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