THE TELEPHONE NUMBER OF THE BEAST YOU’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH – 666 – HAS BEEN CHANGED...

[defrog]

ITEM [via Telecom TV]: The town of Reeves, LA has been allowed to change its telephone prefix to 749.

The old prefix?

666

Which everyone objected to because it was, of course, EVIL.

The interesting question for me is: why now? Reeves has had that prefix for 40 years, and hasn’t suffered a disproportionate level of Satanic activity that I’m aware of.

I’m sure the apparent rising wave of fear and Christian fundamentalism sweeping the nation since 9/11 is a complete coincidence. They probably just got tired of all the jokes or something. Yes. That must be it.

FUN FACT #1: The fear of the number 666 is known as hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.

FUN FACT #2: The fear of telephones is known as Telephonophobia.

I’ve got yr number,

This is dF