DON’T POD ME, BRO!
Jan. 11th, 2008 06:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
defrogITEM: Unveiled at CES in Vegas this week: a Taser with a built-in MP3 player. Or, if you like, an MP3 player with a Taser function.
It’s for girls, you know:
Also suitable for police who like to consolidate their accessories. Like they do in New South Wales, evidently. Because zapping unruly perps with 50,000 volts is so much more satisfying when you've got Metallica playing in yr head.
Or maybe Electric Light Orchestra. Or The Electric Prunes. Or Shocking Blue. Or Michelle Shocked. Or ... oh, you know.
Short sharp shocked,
This is dF
It’s for girls, you know:
The company says the new device is aimed at women. It would encourage purchases by women who want a form of self defence while they were out jogging, but would otherwise take an iPod or MP3 player rather than a weapon.
Also suitable for police who like to consolidate their accessories. Like they do in New South Wales, evidently. Because zapping unruly perps with 50,000 volts is so much more satisfying when you've got Metallica playing in yr head.
Or maybe Electric Light Orchestra. Or The Electric Prunes. Or Shocking Blue. Or Michelle Shocked. Or ... oh, you know.
Short sharp shocked,
This is dF
