DYING IS EASY, TYPING IS HARD

[defrog]

Some more things you should know about me:

1. If you want to take me down, make sure you bring at least 15 kindergarteners.

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2. On second thought, you’d better skip the five-year-olds and bring adults, because I will be a profane motherfucker.

[I did this one before, actually, but that was for the old blog. Nice to know I’ve managed to preserve the NSFW continuity.]

3. My knowledge of world geography is not reflected in my typing speed.

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This is one was a bit maddening, because I spent more time retyping country names than I did racking my brains thinking of more countries. Should have waited to cut my nails before trying this one. Oh well, it’s only teh Internets.

Oh, and

popfiend, puffdoggydaddy and bedsitter23 told me to fill these out. How could I say no?

 

Anywhere I hang my hat is home,

This is dF

Comments

[bedsitter23.livejournal.com]

I can't get the Five-Year old survey to work. I answer the questions, and then it tries to hook me up with Sexy Singles In My Area Now.

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I retried it and got the same result as you.

Ah well. So long as they're not trying to hook you up with sexy five year olds.

And at least you won't have to relive the anguish and guilt of having whacked a bunch of little kids.