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defrogI’ve been bothering the Twitters a lot this week:
defrog "How much Bloodsport for the gentleman today?" "About three inches, please." http://threeinchesofbloodsp...
defrog ITEM: "Yuma, AZ goes medieval on Mexicans". Or, "Keeping out foreigners is good for the environment." Whatever. http://tinyurl.com/2j4pbq
defrog And I thought I was the only one writing lesbian science-fiction. Though mine's more like lipstick-lesbian SF ... http://tinyurl.com/2gljzb
defrog RESEARCH BULLETIN: Homemade M&M cookies = WIN. M&M cookies made by the M&M company = EPIC FAIL.
defrog Does everyone on Facebook curse the day they ever accepted that filthy goddamn FunWall invite, or is it just me?
defrog And BTW, my SuperPoke has no setting for "mace" or "waterboarding" or "national security letter demanding private user info". WTF, Facebook?
defrog To say nothing of a "Enrique gigantic fuckstick". I need one. Once you get poked with one of those, you stay poked, goddammit.
defrog I REALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLY NEED TO SWITCH TO DECAF! OR CUT MY AMERICANOS WITH BOURBON! OMG I CAN SEE FOREVER!!
defrog Via @warrenellis: American water spiked with recycled pharmaceuticals thanks to our love for prescription drugs. http://tinyurl.com/2j4pbq
defrog BREAKING: American trad journalism pwned by Internet cos not enough Britney memes, LOLcats and conservative bias. http://tinyurl.com/35esar
defrog Bush fights for America's right to waterboard whoever, whenever. McCain winces. Obama/Hillary are like, whatever. http://tinyurl.com/2nh4er
I’m still trying to decide which one is funnier: the Bloodsport thing or the sheriff of Yuma County building a moat for security purposes.
Cry me a river,
This is dF
defrog "How much Bloodsport for the gentleman today?" "About three inches, please." http://threeinchesofbloodsp...
defrog ITEM: "Yuma, AZ goes medieval on Mexicans". Or, "Keeping out foreigners is good for the environment." Whatever. http://tinyurl.com/2j4pbq
defrog And I thought I was the only one writing lesbian science-fiction. Though mine's more like lipstick-lesbian SF ... http://tinyurl.com/2gljzb
defrog RESEARCH BULLETIN: Homemade M&M cookies = WIN. M&M cookies made by the M&M company = EPIC FAIL.
defrog Does everyone on Facebook curse the day they ever accepted that filthy goddamn FunWall invite, or is it just me?
defrog And BTW, my SuperPoke has no setting for "mace" or "waterboarding" or "national security letter demanding private user info". WTF, Facebook?
defrog To say nothing of a "Enrique gigantic fuckstick". I need one. Once you get poked with one of those, you stay poked, goddammit.
defrog I REALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLYREALLY NEED TO SWITCH TO DECAF! OR CUT MY AMERICANOS WITH BOURBON! OMG I CAN SEE FOREVER!!
defrog Via @warrenellis: American water spiked with recycled pharmaceuticals thanks to our love for prescription drugs. http://tinyurl.com/2j4pbq
defrog BREAKING: American trad journalism pwned by Internet cos not enough Britney memes, LOLcats and conservative bias. http://tinyurl.com/35esar
defrog Bush fights for America's right to waterboard whoever, whenever. McCain winces. Obama/Hillary are like, whatever. http://tinyurl.com/2nh4er
I’m still trying to decide which one is funnier: the Bloodsport thing or the sheriff of Yuma County building a moat for security purposes.
Cry me a river,
This is dF
