KICKSTART MY HEART. AGAIN.

[defrog]

Well, if we can have movies about zombie strippers and snakes on planes, why can’t we have a sequel to Crank?



The synopsis says it all.

STORY: In spite of having fallen a mile from a helicopter at the end of CRANK, Chev Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.

Well, why not? The first one gave us the most ludicrous sex scene ever made in a B-movie action film [NSFW, obviously]:

Hopefully there’ll be more of that. To say nothing of the car-chase/blowjob scene.

I have to admit, I liked the first one. It's completely over-the-top stupid in so many ways, written and directed by two guys who actually enjoy making movies, and as action heroes go, Jason Statham is more fun to watch than most A-list action stars I can think of. Plus, how many directors would use Rocket From The Crypt in the soundtrack? Not Michael Bay. He probably has no idea who RFTC are. Fuck him.

If this doesn’t do it for you, there’s always Transporter 3 to look forward to. Because there’s no such thing as too many pointless sequels with Jason Statham. Apparently.

I’m alive,

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