THE ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY ONLY THING I’M GOING TO SAY ABOUT OBAMA ELITISTGATE

[defrog]

Actually, I don’t have to say anything. Jon Stewart [via dinopollard] has my back.

Of course, that was before we found out about the Obama Orange Juice Scandal. To which I can only add:

Oh, for F***’s sake, STOP it.

The good news, I suppose, is that Obama’s so solid on the issues that this is the only way they can think of stop him. The bad news is that it might actually work. Or not. Maybe it's like frat hazing – if you can take a year of teasing about yr bowling score and people twisting yr words around like it's Opposite Day, then you have what it takes to lead the country.

I dunno. I’ve always figured that modern elections are about entertainment first and issues dead last, but the entertainment value is starting to slip from must-see programming to third-rate reality TV. Still, that’s why Jon Stewart is yr most trusted source for news.

Carry on.

Puny humans,

This is dF

Comments

[dinopollard.livejournal.com]

That's what's so great about Jon Stewart. He points out all the problems with the way the country is run, keeps you informed, but still manages to entertain. Fuck CNN, The Daily Show is the most trusted name in news.