PINE BOX? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

[defrog]

Speaking of being able to buy anything in America:



Well, why not? I don’t want to be buried when I die – I’d rather have a Hunter Thompson funeral. Or better yet, if budget allows, I’d rather be placed in the middle of a stadium and blown up with high explosives. Preferably inside something like this:



For I have simple needs.

If you have to bury me, though, get me one of these.



Only one that runs Mac. That way I can haunt you all from beyond the grave.

DISCLAIMER: Pabst Blue Ribbon isn't nearly as good as Frank Booth says it is. But Heineken is definitely worse.

Six feet under,

This is dF

Comments

[loissanborn.livejournal.com]

coffins seem like such a waste.

my best friend and i are in agreement, a black trash bag will be fine. it doesn't even have to be a name brand trash bag either.

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

I don't even need a bag. Just tie a rock to my ankle and toss me in the nearest river.

AFTER I'm dead, I mean.

[zen-kitty.livejournal.com]

I have always thought spontaneous combustion would be a good way to go. The cremation is over and done without too much fuss. *big grin*

[zen-kitty.livejournal.com]

AFTER I'm dead, I mean.

*snort*