SLEEP WITH ME, I’M ITALIAN

[defrog]

The line forms on the right, ladies, etc.



It’s true. You should see what I pay in house insurance premiums.

NOTE: It’s a viral quiz from KY Jelly. And it’s called “Are You British In Bed?” It’s also heavy on the Flash, so I’d recommend waiting until you have a little free time unless you’ve got a fiber-optic line and a dual-core processor. And some lubricant, obviously.

DISCLAIMER: I don’t know what Brits are like in bed. I just know that whatever they do, I’m clearly not into it (though maybe that's the other 18%).

I am now wondering what the criteria would be for being American in bed. Something for everyone?

Italian stallion,

This is dF

Comments

[loissanborn.livejournal.com]

"I am now wondering what the criteria would be for being American in bed. "

oh that one's easy...

an american in bed is someone who licks freedom fry grease off their lovers fingertips.

[thelastaerie.livejournal.com]

you know, sometimes we read those durex sex survey... err... about the frequency and duration of your lovemaking. americans always come out among the top (well, HK and Taiwan people often found in bottom places) and sometimes the americans would claim the act itself lasts 40-50 mins! we (as in us girl-friends) always wonder... mmm... maybe they count dinner as foreplay. :P

[def-fr0g-42.livejournal.com]

Or maybe we just inflate the figures. You know, like the DOJ does with its terror arrest statistics... :)