GREAT MOMENTS IN MARKETING #1: CHICKS DIG BINGE DRINKING

[defrog]

When you absolutely, positively need to drink two standard beers in under three seconds:

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Beer Syringes - The Bierstick Lets You Drink 24oz in 2 Seconds (GALLERY)

(TREND HUNTER) So you think you can drink? Maybe you should try this $20 beer syringe, with a mouthpiece instead of a needle, which lets you drink up to 24 ounces in less than two seconds... [More]



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Basically, it’s a hypodermic application of the Beer Bong Principle. Fill it with beer, press one end against a wall (or a coed in her bra), put yr mouth on the nozzle and inject beer straight into yr stomach.

FUN FACT: The gratuitous lingerie coeds there are from the Bierstick web site. That’s their marketing gimmick, see? Because nothing makes a bad idea seem like a good idea than gratuitous lingerie coeds. Especially when you’ve just slammed two beers in as many seconds. Lingerie coeds dig that.

For more marketing comedy, see the Bierstick legal disclaimer / user agreement.

DISCLAIMER: I have no problem in principle with either alcohol comsumption as a sport, gratuitous lingerie coeds or a combination of the two. The Bierstick, however, is as silly as the beer bong it supposedly replaces. I really don’t get the concept of trying to get drunk as fast as possible. How pressed for time can you possibly be?

But then I’m more of a bourbon creature, so I would say that, wouldn’t I?

If it takes all night,

This is dF

Comments

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

WOW!

Stupid really does burn.

[scifigal.livejournal.com]

wow dude, it means you can, like, get all drunk in like, so fast. Like, why waste precious party time drinking when you can just be drunk and hittin on the ladies. Because admit it, they're so much hotter after the beer syringe.